Are you experiencing Moronity??
Are you struggling to think clearly??
Are you trying to make yourself post to other people even though you really can't spell and think??
Do physical reminders of your moronity affect you??
Are you uncomfortable around people of normal intelligence??
Are you depressed, sick or accident prone when you try to think??
Have you substantially increased use of drugs or alcohol, because being a moron is so depressing, when, or if you think about it??
Are you struggling with eating disorders, abusive relationships, or increased
promiscuity, as morons frequently do??
Have you experienced prolonged depression??
Have you had suicidal thoughts??
Have you had peculiar reactions to your experiences, such as, nightmares,
flashbacks or hallucinations, usually involving test taking situations, or maybe the fact that you just couldn't think up a response to a question put to you by someone at the super market (such as, "Are you ready to check out")??
Are you able to talk about being a moron? Or do you feel too guilty about it to discuss it?
In relationships, do you have difficulty with intimacy, are you overly
dependent on other people, or do you avoid meaningful relationships, because you are afraid morons aren't capable of goods relationships??
If you have children do you feel compelled to smother or overprotect them??
or do you have difficulty bonding with your children, or are you afraid your children are smarter than you?? |
