The last portion of the movie, sex, would be based on this spam e-mailed "speech" attributed to a high profile hypocrite that is part and parcel to the general rot.
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Public Statement by the Rev. Jesse Jackson
Due to the great consternation caused by the revelation of my act of
procreation, I accept my obligation to give an explanation to the
population for my act of copulation. I gave in to temptation, for the
anticipation of sexual gratification, that I could not obtain through
masturbation despite years of frustration, resulting in my act of
fornication.
I accepted her invitation, and provided her with excitation,
stimulation, penetration, inebriation and relieved her constipation.
She provided lubrication (to avoid inflammation) and I wore condoms
(to avoid contamination). She cried for duplication, but I insisted upon
termination, in spite of her fascination with variation.
This has caused me great aggravation, and the agitation and
provocation of the media has resulted in my humiliation, denigration,
and degradation. My wife is considering castration, which would
require my hospitalization.
Pray that this matter will find culmination in my sanctification and
rehabilitation, so that my plans for nomination to my ultimate vocation
will not result in revocation and exasperation.
I hope this proclamation has provided illumination and confirmation.
Sincerely,
The Rev. Jesse Jackson
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