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To: YlangYlangBreeze who started this subject	2/10/2001 7:41:50 PM
From: YlangYlangBreeze	Read Replies (1) of 183

Have a Slice of TRIPE - What Most Christians are Reading Top 10 Non-Fiction Titles 1. I Kissed Theology Good-Bye (Never be annoyed by the T-word again!) 2. The Complete Idiot’s Guide to Bible Teaching (If you've always suspected that anyone can teach the Bible, here's your proof) 3. Love's Bloated Genre: The Annotated Guide to Midwestern Romances (Finally! The essential guide to navigating your way through this avalanche) 4. What You Don't Know May be So: Hermeneutics for Fundamentalists (Stop searching for prooftexts to match the guilt trip you want to put on your people - ANY passage will do!) 5. Sheep are Dumb: A Guide to Pastoral Leadership (How to convince your people that you're God's anointed; very practical) 6. Ape the World: Christian Marketing for the Lazy and Uncreative (Ever wondered why Christian musicians, writers, and other media imitate everything successful that comes down the pike? It's no accident - learn the secrets!) 7. Tribulation Farce: Converting Shallow Bible Study to Mega-Millions (THE how-to book on getting people to only look at one interpretation of an issue - and getting them to pay you for it!) 8. What Meaneth the Beating of the Sheep? (The essential guide to pulpit manipulation) 9. I'm a Victim, You're a Victim (Sanctification made easy through the wonder of therapy) 10. Empowering the Church: The Ministry of Image Consultants (Your church can go forward for Christ - if you learn how to put symbolism over substance) Top 10 Fiction titles 1. Love Kicks Booty (Heart-rending romance that takes place during the tribulation period) 2. Midwestern Tribulation (Another heart-rending romance that takes place during the tribulation period) 3. Swept off the Prairie (Bittersweet midwestern romance about an Arminian widow who marries the prairie's new pastor - only to discover he's a Calvinist) 4. Even Prairie Dogs Cry (Bittersweet midwestern romance about an Calvinist widow who marries the prairie's new pastor - only to discover he's a Arminian) 5. A Midwestern Summer Night's Dream (Midwestern summer romance blooms - but was it real or just a wonderful dream?) 6. 'Til the Rapture Comes (A young southern midwestern woman vows to stay single until the rapture comes - but will she be able to stay faithful after she meets the amillennialist of her dreams?) 7. Little Spouse on the Prairie (Sweeping saga of the unspoken emotional turmoil in the heart of a young Kansas bride during the wheat harvest) 8. Pulpit Paramour (The new parson's quite a looker, but can Bessie look past the fact that he's a city boy?) 9. Tribulation Palpitation (Buffy and Brock feel the earth move in more ways than one in romantic thriller set in the first year of the tribulation) 10. One in a 144,000 (Inspiring tale of love lost and won back during the reign of the Antichrist) Christianity Astray Special Feature

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