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To: HPilot who started this subject2/14/2001 3:05:33 AM
From: Hal Campbell   of 4169
 
OT ( kinda cute)

> > > A first grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students.
> > > The teacher asked, "Johnny what is your problem?"
> > > Johnny answered, "I'm too smart for the first grade. My sister is in
> > > the
> > > third grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the
> > > third grade too!"
> > >
> > > The teacher had had enough. She took Johnny to the principal's office.
> > > While Johnny waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the
> > > principal what the situation was.
> > > The principal told the teacher he would give the boy a test and if he
> > > failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first
> > > grade and behave. The teacher agreed.
> > >
> > > Johnny was brought in and the conditions are explained to him and he
> > > agrees to take the test.
> > > Principal: "What is 3 x 3?" Johnny: "9".
> > > Principal: "What is 6 x 6?" Johnny: "36".
> > > And so it went with every question the principal thought a third
> > > grader
> > > should know.
> > > The principal looks at the teacher and tells her, "I think Johnny can
> > > go
> > > to the third grade."
> > >
> > > The teacher says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions?"
> > > The principal and Johnny both agree.
> > > The teacher asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two
> > > of?"
> > > Johnny, after a moment, "Legs."
> > > Teacher: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
> > > The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the
> > > answer,
> > > Johnny replied, "Pockets."
> > > Teacher: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"
> > > Johnny: "Pants"
> > > Teacher: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a
> > > lot
> > > of excitement?"
> > > Johnny: "Firetruck"
> > >
> > > The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher,
> > > "Put Johnny in the fifth grade, I missed the last four questions
> > > myself."
> > >
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