Re: 12/14/01 - [GONT] Parody Raging Bull post by Microcap_Matty and response from Patrick M. Rost, Director of Investor Relations for GONT
By: Microcap_Matty
Reply To: 67882 by violetsson $$$ Wednesday, 14 Feb 2001 at 12:29 PM EST
Post # of 67885
GONT joins human genome project...
WASHINGTON, Feb 14 (Reuters) - Andrew Hart, head of Digital West, this week's temporary subsidiary of GoOnline Networks (GONT:OTCBB for now), announced the addition of a hot tub and chemistry lab to help promote GONT's new human genome research at their "pretty huge" Chatsworth, CA facility.
"We don't really think gene splicing will be that much different from refurbishing computers," Hart said.
GONT will be visiting pharmacies and whispering that they might be able to cure cancer, which affects millions of people per year and cost billions of dollars and big drug companies make tons of profits and... hey, take a hint here. Call your broker and buy.
GONT will begin mapping DNA strands as soon as they update mapping of current kiosk locations. Authorized shares will be increased to 500 million to purchase a microscope.
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By: pmrandco $$$$
Reply To: 67903 by CSage $$$$ Wednesday, 14 Feb 2001 at 8:01 PM EST
Post #67905 of 67916
It has come to the attention of the management of Go Online Neworks Corporation that certain individuals have attempted to disseminate a fraudulent press release on behalf of the company. (RE: Ragingbull.com posting number 67885). This press release quoted the president of Digital West Andrew Hart and was issued or attempted to be issued under a Reuters bi line. All information in that press release is categorically false. Our legal counsel is in the process of referring this matter to the appropriate law enforcement officials for the legal proceedings to determine the extent of the criminal activity associated with issueing fraudulent press releases of this nature. Additionally this matter has been referred to the legal department of Rueters to enlist their assistance in uncovering the parties responsible and to hold them accountable for this illegal activity. We appologize to any shareholders who have been misled by this fraudulent press release. Should any have any further question please contact me or the managemet of GO Online Networks Corporation. Patrick M. Rost Pmrandco@aol.com Director of Investor Relations for GONT 760-942-0015 GONT 714 -736-0988
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By: Xavier $$$
Reply To: 67921 by Lobman $$$$ Thursday, 15 Feb 2001 at 10:12 AM EST
Post # of 67953
Lob- I won't dispute that these people go to work every day, but what are they doing? How long has it been since there was a PR mentioning SALES? Perhaps there might be some optimism if we started hearing things like:
-Digital West has formed an alliance with leading PDA manufacturers instead of we are "assessing potential alliances".
-Website Alley has just created their 100th website.
-More Kiosk signings and shipments.
All you ever hear GONT say is that they have new plans. You never hear anything about how well they are executing their current plans.
Lastly, I would also like to take this opportunity to announce that I am assessing a potential alliance with Britney Spears.(Is she 18 yet???)
Late.
X
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By: Microcap_Matty
Reply To: 67922 by Xavier $$$ Thursday, 15 Feb 2001 at 12:03 PM EST
Post #67924 of 67937
Xavier: quite right. Gee, this really backfired on the thugs and their bagman Rost, didn't it?
This could generate quite a bit of publicity for me. Maybe I could get on "60 Minutes" like that Jonathan Lebed kid. Cool.
Meanwhile, every fake GONT PR (the ones the company put out, not me) would get put under the microscope. Pat Rost's record of pumping questionable companies gets offered into evidence, Joe Naughton's ten-year record of failure at GONT, and their lawyer Cutler's list of clients, including those mobsters over at TMRT. I'm sure Fortune Magazine would be interested again.
Does GONT really need more publicity on the fake contract they announced with Cisco? Say, didn't the GONTers threaten Fortune magazine with a lawsuit too when Fortune pointed out they never had a contract with Cisco? Geez, empty promises from GONT. What else is new?
Good question: what are they doing all day? Obviously, just kicking back and reading the boards. You would think they would be working on the annual report or something minor like that.
I apologize that I have not been posting much here lately. Apparently, that's got to change.
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