Well I just got back from a 2 week vacation and it seems everyone I run into has taken stupid pills while I was gone.
We arrive at the airport last night, I walk 1/2 mile in -20 C temperatures to get the car, scrape off the ice and warm it up to bring it to the terminal to load the babies in.
There isn't a sole at the terminal by this time, we were the last flight in.
So I park in the taxi stand and run in to get the bags, the kids and the wife.
Cop pulls up behind and says "YOU CAN'T PARK HERE THIS IS AN EMERGENCY STOP FOR TAXIS"
This statement alone makes me wonder about his sanity. So I say "Well I've been here 2 minutes, there isn't a taxi in sight and I'm trying to avoid that my 1 year old and 3 year old have to travel too far in the cold"
He says "My mother is 83."
Walks away. ?????
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While I was gone, hired the babysitter's boyfriend to blow out the snow if and when it snowed. When we gpt back the recoil had been removed, like it was broken. I've fixed that before so took a look. Seemed fine so I put it back on. Checked the gas. there was none. hmmm, he's a mechanic.......
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After putting the snowblower back together, I go to the gas station. Fill up my 1 gallon can, put it in the car. Then as I go to pay I hear BEEEP BEEEP BEEEP. Some guy in a pickup. I put my hands in the air to say "WHAT?" and he motions me to move my car.
There were 5 free pumps, so I gave him the necessary signal.
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We are selling our house. Before we left we told the realestate agent we were going and to just come and go with visitors as she pleased.
When we got back we had 3 messages asking for appointments to visit.
Today she called, asked how was our trip, and could she bring some people by. My wife asked what about the 3 others while we were gone. ........um.....er..... don't have my notes.....
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So my question is, who is distributing these stupid pills .... and why?????????? |
