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To: WEBNATURAL who wrote (98)2/21/2001 4:29:16 PM
From: WEBNATURAL  Read Replies (1) of 125
 
"Helium was up, feathers were
down. Paper was stationary."

To:Duncan Baird who started this
subject
From: twfowler
Wednesday, Feb 21, 2001 11:48 AM
Respond to of 133270

TODAY'S STOCK MARKET REPORT Helium was up, feathers were
down. Paper was stationary. Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light
trading. Knives were up sharply. Cows steered into a bull market. Pencils
lost a few points. Hiking equipment was trailing. Elevators rose, while
escalators continued their slow decline. Weights were up in heavy trading.
Light switches were off. Mining equipment hit rock bottom. Diapers
remained unchanged. Shipping lines stayed at an even keel. The market
for raisins dried up. Coca-Cola fizzled. Caterpillar stock inched up a bit.
Sun peaked at midday. Balloon prices were inflated. Scott Tissue touched
a new bottom. And batteries exploded in an attempt to recharge the
market.

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Tim
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