Saint Peter is standing duty at the Pearly Gates when who shows up but 40 White House staffers from the Clinton Administration.
Saint Peter asked, "What do you want?
The staffers replied, "We want in."
Saint Peter said, "Wait here. I'll have to go talk to God about this."
Saint Peter departs briefly and goes to see God.
Upon arriving at the throne, Saint Peter told the story: "God, there are 40 Clinton staffers at the Pearly Gates. They want in. What do I do?"
God replied: "We've never had that many Clinton staffers at one time before. Go tell them 40 Clinton staffers at one time are too many. Tell them we'll take 5 now, and the other 35 can try again later."
"Roger that, God."
Saint Peter goes back to the Pearly Gates. Upon arriving, he immediately turns around and runs back to see God again--at flank speed.
Saint Peter exclaimed, "God, God, they're not there any more!"
God questioned, "The 40 Clinton staffers?"
Saint Peter quickly replied, "No, the Pearly Gates!" |
