A tourist walks into a San Francisco curio shop. Looking
around at the exotica, he notices a very life-like, life-sized
bronze statue of a rat.
It has no price tag, but is so striking he decides he must
have it. He took it to the owner: "How much for the bronze rat?"
"Twelve dollars for the rat, one hundred dollars for the story,"
said the owner.
The tourist gave the man twelve dollars. "I'll just take the rat,
you can keep the story."
As he walked down the street carrying his bronze rat, he noticed
that a few real rats had crawled out of the alleys and sewers and
began following him down the street. This was disconcerting, and
he began walking faster. But within a couple blocks, the pack of
rats behind him had grown to hundreds, and they began squealing.
He began to trot toward the bay, looking around to see that the rats
now numbered in the MILLIONS, and were squealing and coming
toward him faster and faster.
Concerned, even scared, he ran to the edge of the bay, and threw
the bronze rat as far out into the bay as he could. Amazingly, the
millions of rats all jumped into the bay after it, and were all drowned.
The man walked back to the curio shop.
"Ah ha," said the owner, "You have come back for the story?"
"No," said the man, "I came back to see if you have a bronze
Democrat." |
