Yes, I Guess I am A BAD American.
I like big cars, big boats, big houses, and naturally - Great Legs
I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some middle-aged
governmental functionary with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to
crack addicts squirting out babies.
I don't care about appearing compassionate.
I think playing with toy guns doesn't make you a killer.
I believe it's called the Boy Scouts for a reason.
I think I'm doing better than the homeless.
I don't think being a minority makes you noble or victimized.
I have the right not to be tolerant of others because they are different,
weird or piss me off.
I know what SEX is and there are not varying degrees of it. Hell just ask my
wife.
I believe that if you are selling me a Dairy queen shake, pack of cigarettes,
or hotel room you do it in English.
As a matter of fact, if you are an American citizen you should speak English.
My father and grandfather shouldn't have to die in vain so you can leave the
countries you were born in to come disrespect ours.
I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry ass if you're running
from them after they tell you to stop. If you can't understand the word
freeze or stop in English, See the previous line.
I don't use the excuse "it's for the children" as a shield for unpopular
opinions or actions.
If I received oral sex from one of my subordinate employees in my office, it
wouldn't be a private matter or my personal business. I would have been FIRED
immediately.
I know how to count votes and I feel much safer letting a machine with no
political affiliation recount when needed.
I know what the definition of lying is.
I don't think just because you were not born in this country, you qualify for
any special loan programs, govm't sponsored bank loans, etc., so you can open
a hotel, c-store, trinket shop, or any damn thing else.
I didn't take the initiative in inventing the Internet.
I thought the Taco Bell dog was funny.
I want them to bring back safe and sane fireworks.
I believe no one ever died because of something Ozzy Osbourne, Ice-T or
Marilyn Manson sang, but that doesn't mean I want to listen to that crap from
someone else's car when I'm stopped at a red light. But I respect your right
to.
I think that being a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment than
working at Blockbuster or Jack In The Box.
I don't want to eat or drink anything with the words light, lite or fat-free
on the package.
We did not go to some foreign country and risk lives in vain to defend our
constitution so that decades later you can tell us it's a living document
ever changing and is open to interpretation.
I don't hate the rich.
I don't pity the poor.
I know wrestling is fake.
I've never owned or was a slave, and a large percentage or our forefathers
weren't wealthy enough to own one either.
I think you can respect and admire women while mentally undressing them.
I believe a self-righteous liberal with a cause is more dangerous than a
Hell's Angel with an attitude.
I own a gun, you can own a gun, and any red blooded American should be
allowed to own a gun, but if you use it in a crime then you will serve the
time. A rubber band and a paper clip is a dangerous weapon in the hands of
someone with malicious intent.
I worry about dying before I get even.
I think Bill Gates has every right to keep every penny he made and continue
to make more. If it pisses you off, invent the next operating system that's
better and put your name on the building. Ask your buddy that invented the
Internet to help you.
I like the convenience of buying oranges from a sidewalk vendor or while I'm
waiting at a stoplight, and I'm pretty sure the Latin midget selling them to
me is glad she no longer lives in a refrigerator box in East Dallas or is
sleeping in the streets of her home country.
We don't need more laws! Let's enforce the ones we already have.
I think turkey bacon, turkey beef, turkey fake anything sucks.
I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes a parent
with the balls to stand up to the kid and spank his butt and say "NO."
I think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want them, but please don't
pretend they are a political statement.
I'll admit that the only movie that ever made me cry was Ole Yeller.
I didn't realize Dr. Seuss was a genius until I had a kid.
I will not be frowned upon or be looked down upon or be made to keep silent
because I have these beliefs and opinions. I thought this country allowed me
that right. I will not conform or compromise just to keep from hurting
somebody's feelings.
I'm neither angry nor disenfranchised, no matter how desperately the
mainstream media would like the world to believe otherwise.
Yes, I guess by their definition, I'm a bad American. |
