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Strategies & Market Trends : Booms, Busts, and Recoveries

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To: lightwave51 who wrote (2098)	2/25/2001 8:33:26 PM
From: lightwave51	Read Replies (1) of 74559

Definitions: Financial Planner - A guy who actually remembers his wallet when he runs to the 7-11 for toilet paper and cigarettes. Market Correction - The day after you buy stocks. Cash Flow - The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet. Flight to Quality - One way ticket from Utah to Paris. Call Option - Something people used to do with a telephone in ancient times before e-mail. Day Traitor - Someone who is disloyal from 9-5. Straddle - What you do to celebrate after launching your own IPO (involves two French girls and a lot of champagne) Microsoft - A condition temporarily remedied by Viagra. Cisco - Side kick of Poncho. Yahoo - What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker for $540 per share. Windows 2000 - What you jump out of when you're the sucker that bought Yahoo for $540 per share.

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