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Strategies & Market Trends : Drillbits & Bottlerockets

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To: HG who wrote (4695)2/27/2001 5:47:03 PM
From: Original Mad Dog  Read Replies (1) of 15481
 
You mean there are pictures with that French Poodle ? The one with blue eyes ? I always thought the two of them were very discrete !
Oh do show !


Obviously our refusal to hire you a couple of weeks back has driven you to the depths of criminal behavior. It is sad when we are forced to report someone on the thread to the SPCA, but we must occasionally take this drastic step!

If you must know, when you threatened to file suit to challenge our hiring practices, your application for employment was reviewed at the highest levels. Shortly before leaving for Singapore, JXM authorized us to extend you an offer that I am sure you will find....ummmm.....challenging ....and perhaps rewarding as well. There are no stock options, of course.....and the pay redefines the phrase "minimum wage"....but I think it's right up your alley......

You are now the Company's official lyricist:

angelfire.com

JXM insisted, however, that you will start this position on probation, and that the posting of lyrics from any of the following on Company premises will be grounds for immediate termination without severance benefits:

Air Supply
Bryan Adams
Barbara Streisand
Wham!, George Michael, or any of George Michael's close friends
Debby Boone
Billy Joel (case by case exceptions may be available)

In addition, although Lost1 is not on the payroll officially, he is entitled to add any artists he would like to this list on the ground that he has impeccable taste in music.
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