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Pastimes : The Christian Values Thread

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To: Gordon A. Langston who wrote (130)2/28/2001 8:34:49 PM
From: YlangYlangBreeze  Read Replies (1) of 183
 
The Second Coming Project

The Second Coming Project is a not-for-profit
organization devoted to bringing about the Second
Coming of Our Lord, Jesus Christ, as prophesied in
the Bible, in time for the 2,000th anniversary of his
birth. Our intention is to clone Jesus, utilizing
techniques pioneered at the Roslin Institute in
Scotland, by taking an incorrupt cell from one of the
many Holy Relics of Jesus' blood and body that are
preserved in churches throughout the world,
extracting its DNA, and inserting into an unfertilized
human egg (oocyte), through the now-proven
biological process called nuclear transfer. The
fertilized egg, now the zygote of Jesus Christ, will be
implanted into the womb of a young virginal woman
(who has volunteered of her own accord), who will
then bring the baby Jesus to term in a second Virgin
Birth.

If all goes according to plan, the birth will take place
on December 25, 2001, thus making Anno Domini
2001 into Anno Domini Novi 1, and all calendrical
calculations will begin anew.

How Can This Be Possible?
a. Modern cloning technology enables us to clone any
large mammal - including humans - using just a single
cell from an adult specimen.
b. Throughout the Christian world are churches that
contain Holy Relics of Jesus' body: his blood, his hair,
his foreskin. Unless every single one of these relics is
a fake, this means that cells from Jesus' body still
survive to this day.
c. We are already making preparations to obtain a
portion of one of these relics, extract the DNA from
one of its cells, and use it to clone Jesus.

No longer can we rely on hope and prayer, waiting
around futilely for Jesus to return. We have the
technology to bring him back right now: there is no
reason, moral, legal or Biblical, not to take advantage
of it.

IN ORDER TO SAVE THE WORLD FROM SIN,
WE MUST CLONE JESUS TO INITIATE THE
SECOND COMING OF THE CHRIST.

The Second Coming Project is soliciting contributions
and donations to help us is our quest. Time is short!
We must have a fertilized Jesus zygote no later than
April of 2001 if Baby Jesus is to come to term on the
predicted date.


clonejesus.com
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