FAQ ...first of a series
Dear Mike: I am a shorter, and a basher, but mostly a shorter. If I pray to the Maestro for a rally in order to get better put entries, will my prayers be heard?
Dear Shorter: The Maestro can see into your heart; he can divine your intentions. Your Basher Aura will give you away. No Rally for you! Your only chance is to earnestly and fervently pray for a crash; to spite you, His Lordship will send the rally.
Remember, you must specify the particular index in advance, and think only crash thoughts - don't even look at put option chains until the rally is complete.
Dear Mike: So, like, in October, when, the uh NDX thing dropped to 3,000 and like whoa! that was far and all of us decided to get rid of our shares and buy leap calls cuz that's extra levridge and now its, like, NDX 1900; so is there, like, a specific prayer to get ARBA back to 140, or whut?
Dear ARBA: Your situation appears somewhat dire. There may not be enough printing presses in the world to help you. For ARBA to get back to 140, beseech the Chairman for a 1 for 10 reverse split. |
