Pinky! You still here? DA SHORTBUSTERS R COMIN TA GETCHA!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA
Just like at DBCC in 1999...
when ya begged em ta join ya SHORT at $20's
Message 7209006
then it soared ta $40's tha NEXT 2 DAYZ...
Message 7212423
Tracy Moore declares MARTIAL LAW ON NAZDAK MARKET!
SHORTBUSTERS MOVED TO CODE 3 RED ALERT!!!!!
ATTACK IMMENENT! SHORTBUSTERS ON STANDBY!!!!!!!!!!!
ALL FEMPSTER SHORTS NOW COVERED!!!!!!!!
THE BARBARIANS ARE AT THE GATES!!!!!!!!!!!!
CAPITULATION TODAY! TRACY MOORE TO CALL THE BOTTOM
OF THE ONE YEAR BEAR MARKET WITHIN DAYS!!!
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Pigs on the Wing (Part One) (Waters)
If you didn't care what happened to me,
And I didn't care for you,
We would zig zag our way through the boredom and pain,
Occasionally glancing up through the rain,
Wondering which of the buggars to blame
And watching for pigs on the wing.
Pigs (Three Different Ones) (Waters)
Big man, pig man, ha ha charade you are.
You well heeled big wheel, ha ha charade you are.
And when your hand is on your heart,
You're nearly a good laugh,
Almost a joker,
With your head down in the pig bin,
Saying "Keep on digging."
Pig stain on your fat chin.
What do you hope to find?
When you're down in the pig mine.
You're nearly a laugh,
You're nearly a laugh
But you're really a cry.
Sheep (Waters)
Harmlessly passing your time in the grassland away;
Only dimly aware of a certain unease in the air.
You better watch out,
There may be dogs about
I've looked over Jordan, and I have seen
Things are not what they seem.
What do you get for pretending the danger's not real.
Meek and obedient you follow the leader
Down well trodden corridors into the valley of steel.
What a surprise!
A look of terminal shock in your eyes.
Now things are really what they seem.
No, this is no bad dream.
Bleating and babbling I fell on his neck with a scream.
Wave upon wave of demented avengers
March cheerfully out of obscurity into the dream.
Have you heard the news?
The dogs are dead!
You better stay home
And do as you're told.
Get out of the road if you want to grow old.
Pigs on the Wing (Part Two) (Waters)
You know that I care what happens to you,
And I know that you care for me too.
So I don't feel alone,
Or the weight of the stone,
Now that I've found somewhere safe
To bury my bones.
And any fool knows a sheep needs a home,
A shelter from pigs on the wing.
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Its FAST and EAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASY MONEEEE!!! |
