Greg,
Late-breaking news on the M&A front, from dayniteshadow on Vendit's new thread:
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Merger Rumors
Below are some of the latest rumors from Wall Street. In the wake of the AOL/Time Warner deal, here are the latest mergers we can expect to see:
Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W.R. Grace Company merge to become: Hale Mary Fuller Grace.
Polygram Records, Warner Brothers, and Keebler Crackers merge to become: Polly-Warner-Cracker.
3M and Goodyear merge to become: MMMGood.
John Deere and Abitibi-Price merge to become: Deere Abi.
Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining merge to become: Zip Audi Do Da.
Honeywell, Imasco, and Home Oil merge to become: Honey I'm Home.
Denison Mines, and Alliance and Metal Mining merge to become: Mine All Mine.
Federal Express and UPS merge to become: FED UP.
Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge and begin manufacturing reproductive organs.
Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will merge and become: Fairwell Honeychild.
3M, J.C. Penney and the Canadian Opera Company will merge and become: 3Penney Opera.
Knott's Berry Farm & National Organization of Women will merge and become: Knott NOW!
AND THIS JUST IN......Stop and Shop food stores has announced it has reached agreement with A&P food market to merge, the new stores will be known as Stop and P.
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