A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender,
"Hey! Wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet.
In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before
you tell that joke, you should know something." "The bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde, and I'm a 6' tall, 200 pound blonde with a black belt in karate.
What's more, the guy sitting next to me is 6'2,"
weighs 225 pounds, and he's a blonde weight lifter."
He continues, "The fella to your right is blonde, 6'5"
and pushing 300 pounds, and he's a wrestler. Think about it seriously, Mister. You still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind guy says, "Nah! Not if I'm gonna have to
explain it five times."
(stolen from the "Laughter is the Best Medicine" thread)
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