Tonight, under darkness of night, the top tech executives in the world are gathering on Sand Hill Road.....not to discuss bubbles or troubles...but simply....to sing and "lend a helping hand"...
(Imagine, if you will, Ellison, Dell, Koogle, et al in one room in front of separate microphones)....
(to the theme from "We are the World")
"There comes a time....
When we heed a certain call...
When the tech world, must come, together as one...
There are stock prices dying..... oh it time, to lend a hand...
to greed, the greatest gift of all...
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We can't go on....
Pretending day by day..
That someone, somewhere...
is not touting our stock...
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Chorus (c'mon sing it!)
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We are the tech world, we are the chosen...
We are ones, who make a brighter forecast, and our stock price is frozen..
There are investors cryin'....
(Ah...I forget the rest...feel free to add/delete....I wanted to work something in there about "2nd half forecasts"....but my silly meter is all run out-g) |
