Is it true or not? If not then don't cash the check I mailed in for the subscription. If it is true then I expect to get the weekly updates with the pictures of them on the cover like Sam said.
Redheads !!?? .. We're working on that, you'll have
to ask Brookelise .. FYI .. All checks are held in
escrow until we receive documented proof from your
broker that you, the subscriber, have lost all your
money following our methods .. Then we'll cash
it !! If, however, you can prove that you can follow
our methods profitably ( we sincerely doubt it ) we'll
gladly return your uncashed check after it's no
longer negotiable ( usually after 60 days ) ..
Back to the Redheads .. I shouldn't be telling you this
since our records indicate that you are not a
Platinum subscriber .. but .. Sam is working on programming
an animated gif/java applet thingy .. only available
of course on the private for pay yada yada wink wink
hush hush Platinum subscriber's web site .. users will
be directed to select their BTTT-MAX real-time update
time frame from a choice of 15,30, or 60 minutes .. At
the end of the user selected time increment an animated
gif/java applet thingy of a scantily clad "Ring Card Girl"
( user's choice of blonde, brunette, or redhead ) will appear on-screen displaying, on their 'card', all stocks
currently MAXing per the user's parameters .. At the
request/insistence of our substantial female subscriber
base, an animated gif/java applet thingy modeled on the
Chippendale Dancers is also available .. We aim to displease ..
"animated gif/java applet thingy" is patent pending
for Perfect Trader Inc & 20/20 Hindsight tm .. |
