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To: haqihana who wrote (877)3/10/2001 12:31:14 PM
From: Tom Clarke  Read Replies (4) of 6901
 
Man, this place is dead. You people must have real lives or something.

Guess I'll have to help myself...think I'll make a hot dog with chilimustardonions and wash it down with a bottle of Bud....lessee.... what should we play on the jukebox....how bout....

REDNECK MOTHER
By Ray Wylie Hubbard
(as performed by Jerry Jeff Walker)


He was born in Oklahoma,
His wife's name's Betty Lou Thelma Liz
And he's not responsible for what he's doing
'Cause his mother made him what he is.


Up against the wall Redneck Mother,
Mother, who has raised her son so well.
He's thirty-four and drinking in a honky tonk.
Just kicking hippies asses and raising hell.

Sure does like his Falstaff beer,
Likes to chase it down with that Wild Turkey liquor;
Drives a fifty-seven GMC pickup truck;
He's got a gun rack; "Goat ropers need love, too" sticker

(Chorus)

Well,
M is for the mudflaps you give me for my pickup truck
O is for the Oil I put on my hair
T is for T-bird
H is for Haggard
E is for eggs, and
R is for REDNECK.

(Chorus)
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