Dang! We gotta due sumpin! You know, I really care about what the Libyans think of us! Er, maybe not. Serbians? well, no. Iranians? Probably not. French? Well, no, with friend like the French who needs enemies? Ugandans? Not! Russians? Sure! (Snicker, snicker) Chinese? Right, I love old totalitarian dictator farts. Cambodians? Well, Pol Pot's gone, but they're still screwed up.
Know something, rich? (Well, no, actually, you don't.) If something like what happened in our last election had happened in most other countries, you'd now be saluting that soldier standing on your street corner. Maybe this country really isn't so bad. |
