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Pastimes : G&K Investing for Curmudgeons

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To: mtns_and_money who wrote (12077)3/12/2001 1:49:27 PM
From: Normandi  Read Replies (1) of 22706
 
mtns and money

A blonde woman named Brandi finds herself in dire trouble.
Her business has gone bust and she's in serious financial
straits. She's so desperate that she decides to ask God
for help. She begins to pray..."God, please help me. I've
lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going
to lose my house as well. Please let me win the lotto."

Lotto night comes and she does not win.

Brandi again prays... "God, please let me win the lotto!
I've lost my business, my house and now I'm going to
lose my car."

Lotto night comes and Brandi still has no luck.

Once again, she prays... "Dear Lord, why have you forsaken
me?? I've lost my business, my house, my car. My children
are starving. I don't often ask for help, and I have always
been a good servant to you. PLEEEEASE just let me win
the lotto this one time so I can get my life back in order."

Suddenly, there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens
open and Brandi is confronted by the voice of God himself...
"Brandi, work with me on this. Buy a ticket!"

That what I have doing wrong...I'm going to buy some tickets
straight away.

Cheers
~Norm
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