I have to conclude, with no small degree of pride, that the 20/20 Hindsight© system is the only system that works in this market. The odd thing is that while everyone has used it at one time or another, especially in their trading stories, no one has developed it into an actual profitable system, as we have. (A reminder that all profits are as yet unrealized profits.)
These are the 20/20 Hindsight© system's remarkable shorts today, held from the close last night (naturally). The astonishing thing is that they're the top 10 Nasdaq percentage losers for the day. Well, perhaps it's not so astonishing, since it's only the logical result of our system (short the top 10 percentage losers in hindsight):
MTROB 4 -5 1/2 -57.9 4.40K 12:28 Mar14 DRTK 3 7/32 -3 3/16 -49.8 251K 12:28 Mar14 MTROA 5 1/2 -2 1/2 -31.2 11.8K 12:28 Mar14 NXTL 14 3/8 -6 1/16 -29.7 20.4M 12:28 Mar14 AXYX 3 3/4 -1 1/4 -25.0 16.9K 12:28 Mar14 SCOP 6 9/16 -2 3/16 -25.0 3.10K 12:28 Mar14 PHTN 19 9/16 -5 7/16 -21.7 716K 12:28 Mar14 SITE 6 7/8 -1 29/32 -21.7 3.57M 12:28 CLHL 3 7/8 -1 1/16 -21.5 37.1K 12:28 Mar14 NXTP 13 -3 1/2 -21.2 257K 12:28 Mar14
I want to take this opportunity to personally thank all the corporate officers and telemarketers who have made our firm so successful in such a short time. Can we set up a live video feed with employees now working the phones at San Quentin?
(An important reminder, folks, that this is all in fun -- don't try hindsight trading at home -- and the hindsight system has absolutely no connection to anything, except creative imaginations. It's not a parody of anything. There are a lot of good real systems out there, and a lot of people who deserve praise for coming up with them. Unfortunately, ours is based solely on the miracle of hindsight, and hasn't yet paid for homes in Aspen and St. Moritz. Hey, but we're looking through the real-estate ads! "55,000 sq. ft., w/prvt. mountain, sweeping vu's. Fixer-upper. Needs work. Great starter home in Aspen!") |