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To: elpolvo who wrote (2495)3/16/2001 6:30:55 PM
From: elpolvo  Read Replies (4) of 104191
 
NNBM Warns!

CYBERSPACE (S.I.)- NNBM, the investor's dream portfolio of 1999/2000 warned today that it's earnings for the first six months of the NNBM 2001 portfolio cycle may not meet analyst's expectations. A one sentence press release issued by NNBM read: "Grab yer ankles dudes, the semi-annual report is gonna look like crap!"

In a dastardly "about-face", following it's first two fiscal years of stellar performance, the NNBM 2001 portfolio has declined 66% since it's inception October 1, 2000. Repeated attempts to contact the imaginary cyberfund manager, el polvo de la dinero no tiene, for comment met with failure. "He's out of the office (and his mind), until at least after the St. Patrick's Day Holiday," said a receptionist at the NNBM cyberfacility.

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