Well, Well, Well...
It is time for another exciting episode of the Xecom sit-com.
Mr. SEE-BS direcotr/consultant Lanza in the episode
techstocks.com states:
...As far as what I do, besides invest money, management consultant,
should speak for itself. Mainly trying to help the company grow.
The key words here were invest money, management, and most important
of all help and grow! So let us examine the meaning of these words
in the eyes of our favorite SEE-BS consultant: Mr. Lanza, and not just in this
production of SEE-BS show (namely Xecom), but in another SEE-BS show!
Music, drums and the Xecom sit-com theme song:
techstocks.com.
Internet is truly an amazing thing! Information is truly under your fingers!
I was going through the postings on this thread and came across the name
Mesa a few times. So I said what the heck lets see what Mesa
stock is all about. Then I found an SI thread for Mesa and to my surprise,
I found it to be another SEE-BS sit-com being produced by no other than our
very own Joseph Lanza!
In techstocks.com (one of
the funniest Mesa sit-com episodes aired on Jan 31, 1997 Mr. Lanza states:
...if I invest $1,400,000+ into Maesa on the belief of MONITRx, what
are you worrying about?
Now at the time this particular show was aired the stock price (MGMT) was
at around .08/shr (the 52 week low of the stock at that time). However one
can assume that Mr. Lanza had invested his 1.4 million dollar sometime prior
to that time. This was about 5 months ago. Today you can buy the tickets to
the Mesa (MGMT) sit-com show for 3 cents a ticket!! That is about 70% below
what the tickets were selling back in January! So even if we assume Mr. Lanza
had invested $1.4 million at 8 cents a share on the day he aired that special
episode of Mesa, he has lost over $980,000 (but this is if we assume he had
not been invested prior to that date at higher prices in which case his loss
must be much greater). And by looking at the stock there does not seem to have
been any shows aired since May 30 (the last time MGMT was traded)!
So Mr. Joseph Lanza, if I am not mistaking you have invested over $3 million
in the production of the SEE-BS Xecom sit-com, and another $1.4 million in
the production of Mesa sit-com for a total of at least $4.4 million! WOW!
Mr. Lanza (or Yahoo who Invests in Nothingness - i.e. YIN),
where did you get the $4.4 million in the first place? And does the mental
health department at John Hopkins medical University know about you?! I
hear they are looking for a svere case of psycho-illusionist for some special
research they are doing! I am sure Mr. B. S. Network (your boss) will accept
a 4 to 6 weeks leave of absence for you to spend some time with John Hopkins
University researchers in the name of humanity!
Long live SEE-BS network directed by Mr. Joseph Lanza for bringing the
Best Shows (abbreviated as BS) to the lamb society! |
