Sorry, might be a few days late for this but there's always next year right? OK rules are pretty simple, you got to fill in the last sign in the top ten luck of the Irish list.
So tonights category from the home office of Oklahoma City Oklahoma, top ten signs, You ain't blessed with the "Luck of the Irish":
Paul can I have a drum roll....
Number 10) You look over your four-leaf clover, all you see is "Charlie" peering at you with a sniper rifle.
9) After rolling all day in the heather with an Irish lass, you end up with a strange rash on your shilelegh.
8) You're then sentenced to listen to the Irish Rovers' Greatest Hits until it starts to sound good. So good, in fact, that you make the unfortunate mistake of forming a hip hop group called the Shamrocks that scores a minor hit thanks to an infectious bassline you lifted from the Rovers' underrated masterpiece "Whisky On A Sunday (The Puppet Song)". The critics univerally pan your next album, the Rovers sue you for everything, your fly wife leaves you for Jennifer Lopez, and you wind up with a cap in your ass at the Grammys compliments of a rival posse over at Death Row Records.
7)You rent the "Leprechaun" trilogy.
6)You end up in the "Paddy Wagon" after "playing Patty Cake" with the wrong woman.
5) Someone asks you, "Have you ever seen the Blarney Stone?" and you blurt out, "Yeah, and I've seen the Teletubbies drunk, too!"
4) You practically choke to death on a mouthful of Lucky Charms.
3) Your search for a pot of gold ends unceremoniously with a toilet that won't flush.
2) You say, "Hey, Bono! How can you be so sure it's a "Beautiful Day" with those stupid glasses on all the time?" and he punches you in the face and says, "I think you just found what you were looking for, punk ..."
And the number one indication that you are not blessed with the "Luck of the Irish" is ... picked by you:
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