Could you please send some comp tickets to the Quote.com thread for Friday's seminar with Henry Bloodbath and Mary Malarkey?
They really are a stalwart group, and I think we should show some compassion. Its possible they could all be future (or past) clients of Perfect Trader.
I know Friday's session is likely to be volatile, but since so many of them apparently have time on their hands in between data gaps, I'm sure no one will mind sitting out the session in our auditorium. [Note, we have scheduled an inmate lockdown during that time, right?]
I suspect many Quote.com users will have even more time, thanks to gaps in their data, to perform fundamental analysis of the quality that Henry Bloodbath and Mary Malarkey are famous for.
Clearly we could pick up a few clients as a result of our largesse, but honestly, we are only doing this for their benefit (and for our staff ski fund). After all, Perfect Trader has so much to offer. Our datafeed never goes down. Never. Never ever.
And when it does, we just go back in time and reverse all trades anyways.
It just occured to me, its not possible that Covert Operations is going forward in time to mess with Quote.com's delayed data, is it? On second thought, its best I do not find out. |