I'm glad to hear the Remotely Plausible(tm) trade execution solution is working for you. That new mobile battery pack seems to be doing the trick, and its a good thing we outfitted your hat with extra solar arrays to power the unit, anticipating, as always, that the Barnacle might be impounded, or worse, hijacked by Data Pirates.
I've been thinking about the design of our software; while its award winning and all, it just doesn't seem to attract the type of loyal fanaticism that other products do.
As a result, the thread posting volume is not what it could be. Sure, if we adopted the tactics of Quotable.com or TheOmegaFactor.com, we might draw some irate posters, but apparently that's the way to riches - eyeballs.
Yes, eyeballs are the answer. And it doesn't matter what kind of eyeballs they are - unhappy eyeballs, sore eyeballs (try an LCD? LSD?), crying and weeping eyeballs - all are welcome.
And yes its true, rapid eyeball increases cause highly happy eyeballs in the offices of our accounting firm, Thicke-Fingers, Sharpe, & Beta - Accountancy At Large.
[ed: They are At Large, and also wanted in twenty-three states, two protectorates, and three continents.]
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