MY princess sent this one to me...
>In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where they're
>
> family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking
> serious
> and somber. "I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he
> surveyed
> the worried faces. "The only hope left for your loved one at this time
> is a
> brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, semi-risky and you
> will
> have to pay for the brain yourselves." The family members sat silent as
> they
> absorbed the news. After a great length of time, someone asked, "Well,
> how
> much does a brain cost?" The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a
> male
> brain, and $200 for a female brain." The moment turned awkward. Men in
> the
> room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some
> actually smirked. A man, unable to control his curiosity, blurted out
> the
> question everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the male brain so much more?"
> The
> doctor smiled at the childish innocence and so to the entire group said,
>
> "It's just standard pricing procedure." We have to mark down the price
> of the
> female brains, because they've actually been used."
>
> SEND THIS TO A WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE GUYS
> YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT! |
