Jumper, I've intercepted an email from Dan Niles to "Micron Maria". -g
Maria,
You know all b*tches are the same just like my hoes, I keep 'em broke. Wake up one morning with some money and they're subject to go crazy.
I'm going to tell you a story about the pimping game that you should know. But if you don't, it's alright. Cause I'll be spittin' this game to you all damn night.
When I was 3 years old,
Straight pimp game I was told.
My daddy sent me to pimp school.
In this man's world, you can't be no fool.
If a pimp is what you wanna be,
You're gonna have to learn pimpology.
Pimpology: a pimp's profession.
Can't be effected by the Great Depression.
So if you want to be giant sized,
Come to my school. Get pimp-matized.
In your school, what did they teach?
English, math, and history.
Pimpin' game, you can learn.
And if you do, you will earn
A pimp diploma, just for you
For learning what you're taught when you come to school.
Lesson 1, you should know:
Never love a stock or a hoe.
Lesson 2, tells you to do only one thing:
Act cool.
Lesson 3, breaking a b*tch
If she's poor, if she's rich,
If your game is soft or hard,
It shouldn't take long to break the broad
Lesson 4, Keep ya hoe
It's the most important thing to know.
'Cause I pimp or die b*tch. I'm like the Mack:
riding around New York in a Cadillac.
But on the other hand, if you can't pimp
And the Clowns keep treating you like a simp,
I don't know what to say about you boys.
You better go to the store and buy some toys.
'Cause you can't play this game.
Next time you hear grown folks talking shut the f*ck up, ya hear?
Dan |
