" I wonder if AXC practiced the ol' "sphincter" exercise if that'd help the streaming?"
LOL..Bagels and Kegels might do it.Thanks Boots.(how did the diet go? dropped 30 here with mine.)And,though I never would have believed it, Aristophanes' The Birds is really hilarious in performance.Very funny play.
Special thanks to DrD and Jubimer and Trenton for their work and framework.
For all the problems and uncertainties and doubts, I think most longs agree that eventually AXC, if it pulls off the basics of survival, will go up from here. Here's to a lucky break or two. They are due for a couple.
OT PS ...a repetition of that mostly Carlinism list. Some good new ones added though. Compliments of All Cassaro's friend Jim Glover
<<1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the
sweaty things.
2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila,
floor.
3. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
4. If man evolved from monkeys and apes...why do
we still have monkeys and apes?
5. The main reason Santa is so jolly is because
he knows where all the bad girls live.
6. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman,
Where's the self-help section? She said if she told
me, it would defeat the purpose.
7. What if there were no hypothetical questions?
8. If a man is standing in the middle of the
forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear
him...is he still wrong?
(yes)
9. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to
kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
10. Is there another word for synonym?
11. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call
what they do 'practice'?
12. Where do forest rangers go to "get away from
it all"
13. What do you do when you see an endangered
animal eating an endangered plant?
14. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish
his wages?
15. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
16. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are
they afraid someone will clean them?
17. If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he
homeless or naked?
18. Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
19. Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
20. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through
bank machines?
21. How do they get the deer to cross at that
yellow road sign?
22. Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns
because they taste funny?
23. What was the best thing before sliced bread?
24. One nice thing about egotists: they don't
talk about other people.
25 . Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?
26. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults
enjoy adultery?
27. How is it possible to have a civil war?
28. If God dropped acid, would he see people?
29. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the
rest drown too?
30. If you ate pasta and antipasti, would you
still be hungry?
31. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have
you done?
32. Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'Lisp'
to have an 'S' in it?
33. Why are hemorrhoids called 'hemorrhoids'
instead of 'assteroids'?
34. Why is it called tourist season if we can't
shoot at them?
35. Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it
because of that song?
36. Where are we going? And what's with this hand
basket?
37. If the 'black box' flight recorder is never
damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole damn
airplane made out of that stuff?
38. Who makes better lovers? Republicans or
Democrats? Democrats of course. Have you ever heard
of a good piece of elephant?>>
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