OT...some humor:
> In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop a stunningly
> beautiful young woman was waiting for the bus. She
> was decked out in a tight black leather mini skirt with
> matching leather boots and jacket.
>
> As the bus rolled up and it became her turn to get on
> the bus she became aware that her skirt was too tight
> to allow her leg to come up to the height of the bus'
> first step.
>
> So, slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the
> bus driver, she reached behind her and unzipped her
> skirt a little thinking that this would give her enough
> slack to raise her leg. Again she tried to make the
> step onto the bus only to discover she still could not
> make the step.
>
> So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached
> behind her and unzipped her skirt a little more. And
> for a second time she attempted the step and once again,
> much to her dismay, she could not raise her leg because
> of the tight skirt.
>
> So, with a coy little smile to the driver, she again
> unzipped the offending skirt to give a little more slack
> and again was unable to make the step.
>
> About this time the big Texan that was behind her in the
> line picked her up easily from the waist and placed her
> lightly on the step of the bus. Well, she went ballistic
> and turned on the would-be hero, screeching at him:
> "How dare you touch my body!! I don't even know
> who you are!!!!"
>
> At this the Texan drawled: "Well ma'am, normally I
> would agree with you but after you unzipped my fly
> three times, I kind a figured that we was friends."
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