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Strategies & Market Trends : Stock Attack II - A Complete Analysis

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To: Paul Shread who wrote (4949)4/4/2001 12:11:09 PM
From: Secret_Agent_Man  Read Replies (1) of 52237
 
This is waay OT:
NEW FLASH… THIS JUST IN....

Fed Chairman, Alan Greenspan (a.k.a Mr.Magoo & CIA codename
Old Four-Eyes) was secretly smuggled into China yesterday aboard
an American spy plane.

US officials refused to comment on this latest development, but did
say that the move was in America’s best interest. (pun intended).

However, it was reported that the rice was flying off the tables in
Beijing over the incident. The U.S. ambassador to Beijing,
Mr.Howdy Phuckin Duddy, was quoted as saying that, “the fur was
flying like a cat in a lawnmower over this obvious
counter-intelligence (once again, pun intended) move by the U.S. The
Chinese feel that the entire incident is an elaborate ploy to sneak
Mr.Greenspan into China to counter any growth in the area.”

U.S officials voiced concerns that the Chinese would board the plane
in an effort to obtain U.S. secrets, but Chinese representative, Wing
Ding Dong dismissed the concerns saying that, “ren rat prane randed
on the our wunway at Hainan Isrand, it ras our wight to wook into it,
chop chop”.

The CIA is currently trying to decode Wing Ding Dong’s statement.

That all for now….

cheers, lighten up today

back to lurking
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