Good for you, did you ball her out good??? LOL She had it coming.
Here is a song, and I feel right now it was written for me.
New words for an old song From The Sound of Music's A FEW OF MY FAVORITE
THINGS:
Maalox and nosedrops and needles for knitting, Walkers and handrails
and new dental fittin's, Bundles of magazines tied up with string, These
are a few of my favorite things.
Cadillacs, cataracts, hearing aids, glasses, Polident, Fixodent, false
teeth in glasses, Pacemakers, golf carts and porches with swings, These
are a few of my favorite things.
When the pipes leak, When the bones creak, When the knees go bad, Then I
remember my favorite things And then I don't feel so bad. Hot tea and
crumpets, and corn pads for bunions, No spicy hot food nor no food cook
with onions, Bathrobes and heat pads and hot meals they bring, These are
a few of my favorite things. Back pains, confused brains, and no fear of
sinnin, Thin bones and fractures and hair that is thinnin'. And we
won't mention our short shrunken frames When we remember our favorite
things. When the joints ache, when the hips break, When the eyes grow
dim, Then I remember the great life I've had, And then I don't feel so
bad.
THEN I REMEMBER THE GREAT LIFE I'VE HAD AND THEN I DON'T FEEL SOOOO
BAAAAD. |
