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To: Lucretius who started this subject4/15/2001 8:22:57 PM
From: KeepItSimple  Read Replies (4) of 436258
 
Futures rocking tonight, looks like a moonshot setup.

I think it's time for a prediction before Luc goes ban-happy again. Hopefully people will realize that I can in fact see the future.

Naz up 273 points, dow up 381. Before 4pm monday afternoon, tomorrow.

Buy April OTM calls on al the tech trash you can find. Doesnt matter if the company is a scam, or if they've already declared chapter 11. Just buy, buy buy. All the brokerages are running full page ads promising that the bottom is finally in.

Tomorrow marks the 4th day in the BEGINNING OF THE RETURN OF THE MANIA.

Not a dead cat bounce, or a bull trap, but a return to the FULL FLEDGE MANIA that we all know and love. Joey Bagadnonuts will be on CNBC tomorrow by 4:30, pimping like there is no tomorrow.

And last but not least, I PROMISE you that Abby Joseph Ho will be wheeled out tomorrow before the bell. You can bet your entire life savings on it. She will say the following:

"We believe stocks are exceptionally undervalued, and we recommend a 90% allocation in stocks, our highest level in 4 years."

Of course, a call like that seems sorta strange when corporate profits are dropping faster than a german blimp, but who cares. These people are in the business of selling stock, not making money for bagholders.

PARTY ON DUDE! PASS ME SOME ELECTRIC KOOL-AID!!!
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