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Strategies & Market Trends : Technical analysis for shorts & longs
SPY 690.64+1.9%Feb 6 4:00 PM EST
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To: j g cordes who wrote (32056)4/20/2001 9:16:52 AM
From: mattie  Read Replies (3) of 70597
 
Momentum Investing - The fine art of buying high and
> > selling low.
> >
> > Value Investing - The art of buying low and selling
> > lower.
> >
> > Broker - Poorer than you were in 1999.
> >
> > P/E ratio - The percentage of investors wetting their
> > pants as this market keeps crashing.
> >
> > "Buy,Buy" - A flight attendant making market
> > recommendations as you step off the plane.
> >
> > Standard & Poor - Your life in a nut shell.
> >
> > Stock Analyst - Idiot who just downgraded your stock.
> >
> > Bull Market - A random market movement causing an
> > investor to mistake himself for a genius.
> >
> > Bear Market - A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no
> > allowance, the wife gets no jewelry and the husband gets
> > no sex.
> >
> > Stock split - When your ex-wife and her lawyer split all
> > your assets equally between themselves.
> >
> > Financial Planner - A guy who actually remembers his
> > wallet when he runs to the 7-11 for toilet paper and
> > cigarettes.
> >
> > Market Correction - The day after you buy stocks.
> >
> > Cash Flow - The movement your money makes as it
> > disappears down the toilet.
> >
> > Call Option - Something people used to do with a
> > telephone in ancient times before e-mail.
> >
> > Day Traitor - Someone who is disloyal from 9-5.
> >
> > Microsoft - A condition temporarily remedied by Viagra.
> >
> > Cisco - Side kick of Poncho.
> >
> > Yahoo - What you yell after selling it to some poor
> > sucker for $540 per share.
> >
> > Windows 2000 - What you jump out of when you're the
> > sucker that bought Yahoo for $540 per share.
> >
> > Institutional Investor - Past year investor who's now
> > locked up in a nut house.
> >
> > Profit - Religious guy who talks to God.
> >
> > Bill Gates - Where God goes for a loan.
> >
> > Alan Greenspan - God.
>
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