Poor Scumbria, no one understands him and his great wisdom.
Scumbria's beliefs
1. We should immediately adopt the Kyoto Protocols, even though not one elected Senator is for it, because, I am King (Clinton's) son and I say it's right for America.
2. We should immediately swear Gore in as the winner of the election, because the Supreme court is wrong, and I just know I can find enough votes in Florida for Gore. After all a King's son is never wrong. And understands far more about the constitutional process than those stupid Supreme Court Justices.
3. Everything that happened, while my father the King was President, was because of his doing, he waved his magic wand and healed our dying country the moment we were lucky enough to elect him. And the moment he left, our economy died. It's a real shame we have these stupid laws preventing us from serving him forever, because his septor lay next to his bed unable to be used for the betterment of mankind.
4. Kings, like my father Clinton, don't have to abide by all those silly laws we subject ourselves to. That's why getting some nuke' from a servant in his castle is no big deal, and lying about it? C'mon, how silly. King's can do whatever they want. And we should count our blessings we have the opportunity to serve such a great one.
5. Republicans, like Bush, have in less than 3 months destroyed the economy and the environment. Just one word from the current King Buch can make the stock market soar, or die. You see, King's have that kind of power over us peons (who we only thing), make the economy work. |
