well on a lighter note....my daughter just sent this to me..
Subject: FW: Fw: Unbearable
> A bear walks into a bar in Butte, Montana and sits down. He bangs on the
bar
> with his paw and demands a beer. The bartender approaches and says, "We
> don't serve beer to bears in bars in Butte.
>
> The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer. The
> bartender tells him again, more forcefully, "We don't serve beer to
> belligerent bears in bars in Butte.
>
> The bear, very angry now, says, "If you don't serve me a beer, I'm going
to
> eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar."
>
> The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully
bears
> in bars in Butte."
>
> The bear goes to the end of the bar, and as promised, eats the woman. He
> comes back to his seat and again demands a beer. The bartender states,
> "Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Butte
> that are on drugs."
>
> The bear says, "I'm not on drugs."
>
> The bartender says, "You are now. That was a barbitchyouate."
>
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