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To: Magnatizer who wrote (18673)4/25/2001 12:50:20 PM
From: Fast Eddie  Read Replies (1) of 30928
 
Crack dealer Ground Zero arrested.

Wednesday, April 25, 2001

USA, (FL) -- A man who police say boasted about his criminal exploits and dared them to catch him was captured today, hiding in his mother's home.

Ground Zero is suspected of selling crack cocaine to elementary school kids, sometimes while dressed in drag.

Zero, who authorities say is a sick and demented criminal, surprised police by mailing them a videotape of himself and a long-written confession, with his photo at the bottom of each page.

In the videotape, Zero taunted police by saying, "Humuhumu-nukunuku-a-pua`a", (a fish that makes strange grunting noises when taken out of the water.)

Police spokesman, Lt. Jim Bob Miller, said that was the last straw. First he sells crack cocaine to elementary school kids, now he's making fun of us with a weird grunting pig-fish.

He said Zero was captured at 8:00 am in his mother's home.

Fast Eddie
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