Brewers sweep Mets - I am going scream....
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH - dubya threw out the opening pitch for that ball club - O Cursed Year!
Myth, - please excuse me, my beer is foaming -
- oh wait Mr. Myth - I have an important email coming in -...drum roll please....
I have nothing to say, so please allow me to share my response to this lovely and welcomed correspondence....
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I am unable to wait - my entire life is centered around this all encompassing "Daily Market Wrap" - I am under spammed as it is. Please deliver this golden manna from SI heaven.
How can I adequately express my horny affection for this "Daily Market Wrap Spam" - Here I am responding to my clients and deleting 200 or so spams a day with no return address (never buy a couple hundred URL's - that is my tip)
Picture me pining away, like a saucy drunken sailor, for this "Daily Market Wrap Spam" - especially, when I work out of third world countries (imagine the outer boroughs of NYC) ....With one hand I am exchanging worthless currency to buy a ho', or two, or three, for a government official (the guy with the human service contract woody) - with the other I cling to my laptop, connected to his phone, in a refugee camp, paying the modest fee of $20 an hour to download emails....
....fairly often I exclaim "Where the F is my high quality Daily Market Wrap Spam from SI"
A dear friend, and Loyal slave for Christ,
Jumper |
