Q: Is bottom slapping a parole violation?
A: Only in the state of misery, however, I have learned the hard way (three times is a charm) that those who take up the flaming torches to go a lynching have a special sparkle in the wardens eye. Sadly, anything can turn into a parole violation, including pagan remarks during the Easter season.
Q: Can you PM rude, well lubed, raunchy and crude Bottom Slapping Game Show posts to hip cats only?
A: Yes, however, the off-off-off Broadway board has communicated to me that I may more fully bite into the juicy a@s of life at that location.
Off-off-off Broadway board bouncers have indicated that I only need to refrain from completely destroying posters with zero credibility, even when they beg for wickedly disparage treatment from my caustic keyboard. Yes friend, if I follow this golden rule, I have been promised that I will be free from reprisals and the frequent back door rambuss ambush from new-era board babies that I have grown accustomed to while performing at the Salem Inquisition.
(The questions you wanted to add but were afraid to)
Q: Does Maria B. like the bottom slapping game?
A: Yes, very much so, it took here a while to get warmed up but she has developed into quite the hell cat.
Q: What is this new era Salem Inquisition you speak of?
A: The generally accepted practice of persecuting posting pagans for sacrilegious materials, summary execution without a trial, and what I like to call "pabulum promotion" -
Comment: Excellent update on the Big Banana Board
Response: I forgot to include the stunning and timely success of the Broadway revival “Springtime for Hitler” – coincidence? I don’t think so. |
