My dear Bill,
This is amazing. Just yesterday, as I attempted to lift another 30 pound slab of meat from the oven to the counter, I thought, "Surely, someone, somewhere, has come up with a solution for this problem."
I had tried catapults, wheelbarrows, a pulley system, nothing worked. All too often I wound up on the floor with a massive, burning hot turkey on my tummy. I haven't been able to wear a bikini in years due to the scarring.
But finally-
The Cooking Saddle!
Upon seeing this deceptively simple yet ever so elegant design, I immediately ordered several for myself, and another dozen as Christmas presents for my closest friends.
Thank you, Infotopia!
Now I too can be naked under my apron, like the lady in the ad. |
