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It is time for another exciting episode of Xecom sit-com
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It has become to this reporter's attention that Mr. Joseph Lanza (the director/consultant of SEE-BS network) might be looking into a career change possibility. In his capacity as a SEE-BS consultant/director, Mr. Lanza has done an outstanding job. However it appears that Mr. Lanza maybe able to use his talents in other areas.
In a recent comment (please see techstocks.com ), Mr. Lanza, refered to this reporter, as an Evil! In a subsequent comment made to another passive viewer of Xecom sit-com (Please see techstocks.com ), Mr. Lanza, referred to hell and wishing that viewer to sleep in it! After a careful analysis it appeared Mr. Lanza's comments had been taken from a speech made by Jim Baker and Oral Roberts back in the late 80's.
The notion of Mr. Lanza using their speech may suggest that Mr. Lanza is looking into becoming a SEE-BS tele-evangelist! This is especially useful since currently SEE-BS network only airs sit-com shows such as Xecom and Maesa, and an expansion into tele-evangelism may very well be very profitable to the network. This is especially beneficial considering the recent low ratings on the sit-com shows.
In a separate unofficial announcement, Oral Roberts University in Oklahoma, has extended an invitation to Mr. Lanza for an honorary B.S degree from that institution. If you recall Mr. Oral Roberts, the famous preacher and president of Oral Roberts University, back in 1987 pleaded to people to send him $8.6 million otherwise god would take him away; And the honest people all over the world did send him the $8.6 million he requested. It is rumored that Mr. Oral Roberts is consulting Mr. Lanza in preparing a statement similar to his statement back in 1987, that if people do not start buying XECM shares, god will take him and all XECM share holders away!
We all congratulate Mr. Lanza on his honorary B.S degree from Oral Roberts University and should he decide to diverse his career into tele-evangelism we wish him success and looking forward for the Best Shows he can produce as a SEE-BS consulant/director for the lamb society.
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