I nominate Earlie for the CFZ Medal of Honor.
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This sacred citation is intended to highlight recorded acts of bravery and heroism. I humbly submit the following to the acting chairman of the CFZ, an appointed clown himself, as is the customary and accepted practice in this great banana republic.
I tender this nominee, Earlie, in the name of fellow thread bull back sliders, sacred holders of the reality torch, many of whom have taken untold abuse from unsavory flame throwers. I salute thy bravery sir, and as is my customary practice, I have placed numerous Canadian imports on ice, 7 of which I have already ceremoniously devoured, in honor of your historic achievement.
For bears around the world who use and abuse this Hoover market for personal pleasure we toast thee and thy kinfolk. You sir, deserve to be commended, as is the custom with brave vested Short Solitude Soldiers, Nasdaq Sailors, Easy Al Airmen, Market Maker Marines, and Coastal Accounting Guardsmen.
I respectfully request this formal CFZ decoration be considered by the chairman of the supreme crash regime, since this thread deserves some culinary class, celebrating its carnival creation nearly 100,000 posts ago.
Being of a cynical mind, with full knowledge that after this post I will be hunted down like a dirty dog by crazed carnivore carnies, I humbly tender the following to the chairman, Lucky Luc, and likewise the attention of his adoring apostle’s.
Earlie, Super Bear, mingling amongst common Beasts
* for bravery in the face of danger.
* for kindness in the face of kinky accounting.
* for staying up at night to fight the good fight.
* for sticking with the number crunch & not heaving that lunch.
* for going where many bears had been spray painted with hairy honey bottoms - thus feeling compelled to bite each others behind in a frisky fetish frenzy.
A Moment of Silence for the many clowns and Easy Al porch monkeys who were destroyed by this unseemly backdoor Rambuss Ambush - Bless You
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Enough already! - hohoho – that is the way the ball bounces G
Thou art God brother Earlie, I am only an egg. |
