Nit-Wit found buried alive in Boston landfill....
Greg Pender
The Boston Enquirer
Richard Marjan, The Boston Enquirer
A Nit-Wit was taken to hospital with fractures to his jaw, arm and ribs after being dumped in a Boston landfill.
Boston - A man named Nit-Wit fell asleep in a city garbage bin and was picked up by a rubbish truck, compacted and dumped into a landfill site yesterday.
The 88-year-old was only minutes away from being further crushed when he was found by two men dumping garbage at the landfill site.
Fire and ambulance personnel used shovels to extricate the man from a stacked pile of trash before they could fit him into a straight jacket for transport to hospital.
He suffered fractures to his jaw, arm and ribs, he also appeared to be brain damaged, but smiling in a queer manner. Nit-Wit, who told police he had climbed into the bin for shelter, is expected to remain in the hospital for some time. He is being examined for a possible spinal injury, and may be held indefinately for mental observation.
Ground Round and Ediott Ejackulator were dumping rubbish yesterday when they heard yelling from a pile of garbage.
"I couldn't believe it. I thought it was an animal at first or something," said Mr. Ediott Ejackulator. "There was lots of yelling. We dug some garbage from around his head. His whole body was covered in fecas. He kept yelling, SOMEONE PLEASE GET THIS MOUSE OUT OF MY ASS!!, over and over again."
Whimp VanWrinkle, district manager for Boston's Waste Services, said, "I'm amazed he survived. They usually don't come out alive,,,,,,,much less with a "companion". |
