An old man was on the beach and walked up to a beautiful girl in a bikini.
I want to feel your breasts! he exclaimed. Get away from me, you
crazy old man she replied. I want to feel your breasts, I will give you
twenty dollars he says. Twenty dollars!! Are you nuts!? Get away from
me! I want to feel your breasts. I will give you ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS,
NO! Get away from me
TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS, he says. She pauses to think about it, but then
comes to her senses and says, I said NO. FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS if you
let me feel your breasts, he says.
She thinks, well, he is old, and he seems harmless enough...and five hundred
dollars IS a lot of money....Well, OK...but only for a minute.
She loosens her bikini top and while both are standing there on the beach,
he slides his hands underneath and begins to feel....and then he starts
saying, OH MY GOD....OH MY GOD....OH MY GOD... while he is caressing them.
So out of curiosity she asks him, Why do you keep saying Oh my god,
oh my god?
While continuing to feel her breasts he answers OH MY GOD...OH MY GOD...
H MY GOD... OH MY GOD.., where am I ever going to get five hundred dollars |
