Jorj was working in the lab late one night,
When his eyes beheld an eerie sight,
For the lobsters from his pants began to rise,
Then suddenly to his surprise:
{they did the Mash} they did the lobster Mash,
{The Lobster Mash} It was a ego smash,
{they did the Mash} he caught them in a flash,
{they did the Mash} they did the lobster Mash.
From his laboratory in the castle east
To the master bedroom where the lobsters feast,
The ghouls all came from their humble abodes
To get a jolt from jorj's lobster pole.
{they did the Mash} they did the lobster Mash,
{The Lobster Mash} It was a ego smash,
{they did the Mash} he caught them in a flash,
{they did the Mash} they did the lobster Mash.
The lobsters were simply having fun,
As The party in Jorj's pants had just begun,
The guests invited were ladies of the night,
Thus the lobsters soon became jorj's plight.
The scene was rocking, all were digging the sounds,
Mrs Peel in chains was making howling sounds,
The ladies of the evening were about to arrive
With their lobster group, the pinchers Five.
{they did the Mash} they did the lobster Mash,
{The Lobster Mash} It was a ego smash,
{they did the Mash} he caught them in a flash,
{they did the Mash} they did the lobster Mash.
Out from his bedroom jorj's voice did ring,
Seems he was troubled by just one thing,
He Opened his zipper and shook his fist
And said "how the hell did I catch this?"
{they did the Mash} they did the lobster Mash,
{The Lobster Mash} It was a ego smash,
{they did the Mash} he caught them in a flash,
{they did the Mash} they did the Monster Mash.
Now everything's cool, jorj uses his hand,
And his lobster Mash is the hit of the land;
For you, the living, this Mash was meant too,
When you get to jorj's door, tell them Gloop sent you.
{Then you can Mash} Then you can lobster Mash,
{The lobster Mash} And do jorj's ego smash,
{Then you can Mash} You'll catch them in a flash,
{Then you can Mash} Then you can lobster Mash. |
