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Strategies & Market Trends : Drillbits & Bottlerockets
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To: Neenny who wrote (11877)5/17/2001 5:03:45 PM
From: Lazarus_Long  Read Replies (2) of 15481
 
SUBJECT: MEXICO; NEENY
TO: Jorj X. McKie, CEO
FROM: JM, Vice-President of Acquisitions

Sir,
First I would like to express my appreciation for your expression of confidence in me and for my promotion.
As we discussed at lunch, payment for the country of Mexico will be made by exchanging several cheap penny stocks the corporations bought several years back which have appreciated enormously in value. Actual cost to JXM is $4.95.

Negotiations with Canada are proceeding well. They have finally agreed to let us scrap their expensive money-losing national health system; no further roadblocks are anticipated.

China is insisting on keeping the plane. We have promised the US Government that we will deliver it to the CIA after the acquisition. It may be necessary to detonate some demonstration nuclear weapons on Chinese soil to compel them to negotiate seriously.

I would like to have Gloop assigned to my department. I'm sure I can find suitable employment for his limited skills. He has worked at Taco Bell, so he can probably operate a food cart on the streets of Mexico City.

Lastly, I would like Neeny to be my, umm, personal assistant. I believe some disciplinary action will have to be taken immediately to instill the proper attitude in her, but I am sure that in time she will become properly trained and obedient.

****JXM Enterprises****The World's First Multi-Trillion Dollar Corporation****
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