AZNT - SI's Stupidest Thread or
On the Obvious Side Effects of Stevia
Intrigue, mystery, characters, testimony, all the elements of an excellent story were present here on the Stupidest Thread. In it's heyday the Stupidest Thread rivaled RMIL - SI's Funniest Thread in entertainment value and number of posts. The companies claims were so straightforwardly fraudulent that I still believe no small investor actually bought this stock. Chewing gum that would end the need for brushing your teeth, a skin cream that cured AIDS, an exclusive export license for the Brazilian Amazon basin and woven through it all like a bad dream, little tiny Stoned Birds.
The basket of goods was being sold by a multilingual talking Indian Head. Court testimony implicated the company photocopier as a possible participant and blamed Kris Kricafalusi, an overweight illegal alien addicted to steviosides as the source of all company woes.
Unfortunately Pugs never got a chance to star here as this thread happened after the famous Shareshaker thread and his ability to woo an audience with his Mr. Bean like posts was waning.
We had big tits, headless horsemen, Pocket Fishermen, rattlesnacks and new words...We had it all.
Cat urea, pony litter and parties, all you really need...the cats have to be pregnant. |
