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To: yard_man who wrote (103303)	5/18/2001 4:00:31 PM
From: pater tenebrarum	Read Replies (1) of 436258

<<``Both of these phenomena can be explained by rising optimism followed by a pulling back and heightened caution. As such they may be just an implicit part of the dynamics of the business cycle,'' Greenspan said. ``But neither are demonstrably in the best interests of the economy..." >> so let's introduce some new RULES to change it, Mr. Soviet Commissar...sheeeesh, what an imbecile... here's a good laff: Market Terminology for Dummies: Momentum Investing - The fine art of buying high and selling low. Value Investing - The art of buying low and selling lower. Broker - Poorer than you were in 1999. P/E ratio - The percentage of investors wetting their pants as this market keeps crashing. Stock Analyst - Idiot who just downgraded your stock. Bull Market - A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius. Bear Market - A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry and the husband gets no sex. Stock split - When your ex-wife and her lawyer split all your assets equally between themselves. Market Correction - The day after you buy stocks. Standard & Poor - Your life in a nutshell.

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